THAT LITTLE FOKKER — Models and Vintage Wings
A year and a half ago, we ran with a little April Fools story about the Royal Newfoundland Air Force. It was done with great respect, a smidgeon of humour and lots of supporting historical data and even a half dozen technical illustrations of RNAF aircraft profiles. It worked like a charm... duping even seasoned and well-read history buffs and aircraft nuts. Rumour has it that it even temporarily hood-winked one of Canada's most important military historians (whose identity will remain a secret). People have asked me many times how did I find the time to write a full history and I reply - it's very easy to write when you don't have to do research, find resource material, adhere to the facts or tell the truth... You just go where you want to go.
Despite being had, most loved it, every Newfoundlander who read it rejoiced and alas, one humourless sod replied with invective. I soon learned that it would be best to attach a bold warning to the beginning of the piece if I was going to allow it to continue to exist on our website. I could just see some dimwitted high school student plagiarizing the whole thing and making a presentation in his history class. Despite this warning, someone has taken the link, removed the warning and kicked it out into the cybersphere like cargo from a DC-3 over Burma.
Over the past months, this story has circulated back and forth, arriving at my laptop's doorstop every couple of months - sent by a well meaning enthusiast to his entire e-mail entourage with subject lines such as "Little Known History" or "The Heroes of The Royal NewfoundLand Air Force" or "I never knew!". Every now and then I check to see if it has showed up on the de-mything website Snopes.com, but it hasn't gone that far yet. For some reason, this April Fools hoax just won't die.
Modeller Bud White was not fooled however and he enjoyed the article and its spurious good humour so much he thought that building one of the aircraft from the article would make a good project for an up-coming Rocky Mountain Model Show in Calgary. Bud contacted me to ask for the source drawing I had done for the Fokker, and though I had no idea which category he would be entering it (Perhaps Air Forces of the Parallel Universe - Second World War or maybe Flying Hoaxes of the Golden Age of Colonial Flight), he in fact won a third place. I wonder if the judges went home that night and checked their reference books to see if their really was an RNAF.
But it was Bud's good humour and wonderful little model that got us thinking it would timely to take a look at other model projects of Vintage Wings aircraft. Now, to be perfectly clear, we do know that Bud's model RNAF Tri-plane is not actually a tribute to one of our 20 vintage aircraft, but it is indeed a tribute to our greater mission to educate, commemorate, inspire and even tickle the funny bone of Canadians and others. Bud is one of nearly 4,000 readers of Vintage News around the world and it shows that many are listening and someone are "getting it. The model will reside with Evad Yellamo and then go on display at Vintage Wings of Canada.
In many ways, Vintage Wings of Canada is building models too - full size models. We apply the same passion, research, attention to detail and historical accuracy to our projects as do these dedicated miniature builders. And we do it for all the same reasons - to tell stories, to commemorate our veterans and to celebrate the flying machine in all its surrounding minutia and colourful culture. We research markings, paint aircraft, apply decals, photograph them and even enter contests with them - just as modellers do. Bud White won at the Rocky Mountain Show, but we also won at Oshkosh!
So let's take a quick look at just a few of the models that have been brought to our attention over the past three years and celebrate the fascination and workmanship of the Lilliput Air Force, featuring aircraft of the Vintage Wings of Canada collection.