MY WEEKEND WITH PAULIE
If you are a pilot, and somehow, despite all the stupid, regrettable and bonehead pilot stuff you did over your career, you find yourself in heaven, God will check you out in the airplane of your dreams, brief you on the new Mark II bottomless fuel tank, go over the snag-less snag sheet and the projected CAVU weather expected for eternity and command you to “Filleth thy boots.” Heaven's pearly hangar doors will open without the blare of klaxons and the most perfect day you could ever imagine will spill like liquid sunlight into your heart.
That, my friends, was the kind of day it was when Paulie and I strapped into the Curtiss P-40 Kittyhawk on the ramp at Vintage Wings – a cool, sublime morning where the light was as golden as a Jehovah's Witness brochure, the air as still as a moment of silence for the fallen, the earth greener than sweet peppers, the shadows blue and sweeping, and the cerulean sky so empty of clouds that God ached for it and threw just a few in for decoration. The temperature was perfect, the tank was full, the Kittyhawk was polished, and the route was simple – Gatineau to Kitchener-Waterloo via Peterborough.
I had been looking forward to this adventure for a couple of weeks now, since Vintage Wings President Rob Fleck and Chief Pilot Paul Kissmann (Paulie) invited me to come down to the Kitchener Waterloo Air Show in the P-40 and witness our Hawk One and Yellow Wings teams in action. Paulie would fly and I would go along as baggage and let the adventure begin.
With more than 2,500 hours in the CF-18 Hornet alone, Paul "Rose" Kissmann's career highlights include three operational tours on the Hornet, command of 433 Squadron, six years of fixed-wing test flight at Cold Lake and “peace keeping” with the Balkan Rats over Kosovo. After 24 years with the RCAF (man it feels good to be able to say that), Paulie left for civilian test flying at the National Research Council's Flight Research Laboratory where today he flies a spectrum of aircraft from the Harvard to the Twin Otter to the Convair 580. Though his resumé is too bright to look directly at with unshielded eyes, his career is simply typical of the pilots who fly Vintage Wings of Canada aircraft. The unmatched experience and quality of our maintainers and pilots are what puts us a cut above the rest and why we say “People first, airplanes second.” at Vintage Wings of Canada. Take all that experience and then put it just below his family on the list of important things in his life and you get a better picture of my friend Paulie.
To simply point out the highlights of Kissmann's resumé in no way describes the true qualities of the man. His omni-present, electro-teutonic grin and German-tinted slang, combined with his honest-to-goodness interest in people and contagious joy for life, will fill a room, any room. Whether you are a 400-pound, double fanny pack-toting, fresh-from-the-basement ice-cream licker with a penchant for esoteric aircraft minutia, a humble and shy Second World War veteran fighter pilot or hard working third-rung volunteer, Paulie has real time for you, and you feel it. Rather than floating through the hangar dispensing heroic nods to the approved, Paulie works the floor like Wayne Newton taking requests at the Stardust. Where ever he goes, he has somehow been there before and everyone knows him and he knows everyone.
We were packed light this morning, as luggage capacity is not a Second World War fighter's best selling feature. Paulie had recommended for the three day adventure: “The shoes you walk in, three t-shirts, 1 pair of shorts, 2 underwear, 2 pairs socks, 2 golf shirts, 1 pair jeans, “jammies” - and makeup”. Even with this limited fashion kit, mechanic André Laviolette could not manage to squish or pound it down into the starboard gun bay. Instead, I managed to squeeze my bag into the fuselage compartment - in a canvas bag autographed by none other than Kittyhawk ace Stocky Edwards.
The sun was barely above the horizon when Kissmann, Chief Pilot at Vintage Wings of Canada, called “Clear!,” wound up the inertial starter to a banshee wail and cranked the Allison. Having been in the back of the Kittyhawk for starts in the past, I had learned to stuff my face into my chest and hold my breath as the Allison's twelve fish-mouth exhaust ports blow back 1,150 hp worth of consumed gas, residual oil smoke, and associated carcinogens - all as hot as a Guatemalan fire-eater's fart and ram-charged into the six cubic feet where I was stuffed. In a few seconds the prop wash cleansed the stench, life-limiting octanes and heat from the rear cockpit and a cool wash mixed with the scent of consumed fossils roused my senses. Who doesn't love the smell of avgas in the morning?
The sky yawned as the day awoke to the grumble of the big Allison V-1710. The entire airframe beneath my parachute vibrated with the promise of a perfect day. I had no idea how perfect it would be. Minutes after starting up, the chocks were pulled. With a blast of power, we wiggled free from the castering tail wheel's reversed position and sashayed left and right down the taxiway to the ramp to run that baby up and see if we were good to go. We were. Finding all temps and pressures where they should be, Paulie moved out to backtrack the runway to the threshold of 27.
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At the button of Runway 27, Paulie tramped the left brake and pushed the throttle forward to pivot us 180° and into the general direction of Peterborough, Ontario. There was no traffic in the area save a Diamond Twin Star out of Montreal, seven miles out and about to shoot a practice missed approach. No hurry, but Paulie was keen to get into the sparkling air, that perfectly smooth and blue sea upon which our ship would soon sail. By my left knee, the throttle was moving smoothly forward around the curve of the throttle quadrant and with it came that thrilling pull, that sound of the Allison's explosive power barely contained inside her block, and then the headlong charge down the runway.
They say it is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze. In the same vein, I suggest it is impossible to think of another thought, save the anticipation and concentration of flying, when the throttle of an airplane is opened at the beginning of a takeoff. The smooth increase of fossil-fueled power flushes the stresses and residual angst from your bloodstream, chases the last words of your lazy, moping Facebook-addicted employee, your ex-wife's stone-hearted divorce lawyer, or your creditor's future-threatening phone call from the place in your soul where they have festered all week, leaving a Bernoullian rush of adrenaline and an overriding childlike joy.
And so it was for Paulie and me, as the Kittyhawk accelerated excitedly with the sun at her back and the empty cornflower blue sky over her scarlet nose. Paul flicked the stick forward and her tail rose to greet the slipstream. Five seconds later the old gal shook off the earth, bit into the sky and climbed outwards like there was no tomorrow.
Rising out, past our hangar, in hot pursuit of Mike Potter in the Beaver, we could see the broad expanse and eastward flow of the Ottawa River shining like pewter in the morning sunlight. To the southwest, we saw the river as it curved upstream past Rockcliffe, zigging past Rideau Hall, turning blue as the sky, and then zagging at Parliament Hill west to the rugged country from whence it flowed. The city shone like a cluster of quartz crystals in the light of the newly opened morning. All this was made so much more meaningful when viewed across the elegant wing form of the P-40, over its caramel desert hues and its Type “B” roundel. We were, no doubt in my mind, the only Curtiss P-40, of the nearly 14,000 ever built, presently in the skies anywhere on the planet called Earth. It made my heart race even more.
Paulie came up on the intercom, “Can you believe this, man?.. It's perfect”. Reaching to the intercom switch, I flipped it and added about all I could... just “Yeah, Paulie, perfect.” We flew on in relative silence... if you think that sitting five feet behind a 1,200 hp liquid-cooled, un-muffled Allison V-12 at speed is a form of silence. Up front, Paulie talked a clipped and rehearsed babble to Ottawa tower and was told to watch out for our Beaver just to the southwest of us. The closing speed was such that we caught up to the Beaver still over the western reaches of the city even though it had left fifteen minutes before us. Paulie sighted them, closing at 80 mph plus and slid diagonally past beneath. See you in KW Mike!
Paul's first leg of the trip would take him over Stately Kissmann Manor on Duff Bay of Mississippi Lake at Carleton Place. He pointed out exactly where I should be looking, approached and then (So that I would not miss it, I'm sure), carved a big, tiger 360 overhead the estancia, no doubt waking all his neighbours who were not yet up. The sound of vintage freedom.
On Arrivals Day at any air show, volunteers on the field expect that arriving aircraft will not just arrive straight in for a full stop far out on the active. These volunteers will be working hard for the next two days, with barely a moment to look up and enjoy the show they have worked for nearly a year to mount. Arrivals Day represents the one day they can spare time to turn their gaze skyward and stoke the fires of passion for air shows. So, any arriving fighter jock, Pitts driver, warbird dude or Globemaster master worth his wings will shoot up the field, expend some American tax payers' money, and turn fossil fuels into permanent ear damage to thrill the volunteers.
As we settled down over Kitchener Waterloo, sinking smoothly through the soft and still air, Paulie requested a low pitch over the field in salute to the volunteers and organizers. Dropping lower and gaining speed, we came in from the east like a Desert Air Force Kittyhawk catching a convoy of Italian armour out in the open on the Tunisian plain. Ripping down the runway, Paulie pulled smoothly back on the stick and we leaped skyward in a showy, jowl-sagging, climbing turn to starboard. The turn set us up for the downwind, and in a few minutes, the Kittyhawk's tires chirped merrily on the tarmac followed shortly by the tail wheel's shimmy as Paulie settled the P-40 down.
After an hour and a half of cruise, the sound of the Kittyhawk went from an authoritative thunder to a Massey-Ferguson-like chugging as we rolled down the taxiway past a phalanx of photographers, gawkers and volunteers. I set my jaw in the best impression I could muster of Claire Chenault as we rolled majestically past the paparazzi, turned onto the ramp and shut down.
With the exhaust stacks clicking and pinging and heat shimmering off the cowl, I unstrapped and hauled my big frame out of the hole I had just spent two happy hours in. The knees were reluctant to unfold, the shoulders were begging for some cooling air, my ears had aged 30 years, and my bladder screamed yellow murder... but I really did not want to get out.
I thought this would be the end of flying for the day, but it was not to be. The best was yet to come. After a quick offload of fluids, an ill-advised upload of more fluids and an egg salad sandwich, I joined Paulie back on the ramp to strap in for the first ever Heritage Flight of the modern Royal Canadian Air Force. Though Vintage wings pilots have flown Heritage Flight-style formations before, this would be the first with the newly reconstituted Royal Canadian Air Force.
We would be flying in formation with the RCAF's 2011 Hornet Demo CF-18 piloted by Captain Eric O'Connor and Vintage Wings' own LCol. (Ret'd) Rob Mitchell on the pole of the Discovery Air Hawk One. I would essentially have a seat right on stage for the whole thing.
After start-up, we trundled along the taxiway paralleling Runway 08/26 while Eric began his routine. We held at the end of the taxiway with Mitchell in the Sabre right behind us while the CF-18 was wrung out during its show. With only a couple more passes left, Paul slotted us in and took off immediately. As we climbed past 500 feet on the right turn out, I looked back over my shoulder to see the Sabre rolling and lifting off behind us. I kept my gaze locked to the right and back as Rob accelerated up to meet us, like a shark to chum. In seconds he was with us - a Golden jet from another time floating and moving with us – like two dolphins riding a bow wave. The sight of a gold metal-flake jet, sparkling in the sun, with the luminous green crops and chocolate cake soil of Mennonite farmland as a backdrop has the ability to create a lasting image in one's memory.
We headed off to a hold position northeast of the airport to await the arrival of the Hornet which was finishing up its show. Before long, as we made a sweeping turn to the left, the big jet crept up to our left wing and hung like laundry floating in the same breeze as us, moving in the same eddies and currents and sliding down as we banked steeply. Up to my right in the turn hung Mitchell in the Sabre turning to a dazzled-edged silhouette in the high bright sun. The two jets edged in tight so that we were all flying in the same air, riding flattened and invisible sine-curves together. The din was fantastic - our charging Allison thundering, our Kittyhawk vibrating in sync, outside the shriek of Rob's Orenda on one side and the deep yowl of the Hornet's turbofans could be heard like a tortured symphony. A magnificent cacophony.
For a while, I fussed blindly with my tiny camera, trying to figure out, without my glasses what the message was that flashed on the screen. Guessing that I was out of memory, I frantically stabbed at what I thought to be the delete button. Some room on the card became available after furious finger jabbing, and I snapped a few quick low res images. Just as my camera crapped out entirely, I decided I was wasting far too much of my precious time in the cockpit on the damn camera. I made the decision to stow it and sit back to enjoy and absorb this remarkable moment. And I am glad I did.
Paulie led the formation in three long sweeping and magnificent passes overhead the volunteers, each with a grand repositioning manoeuver that took us far over the city and its surrounding farmland. My head swivelled from side to side, from Hornet to Sabre and back again, trying to capture it all in my memory. It means a lot more when you know the faces behind the masks of the pilots in the formation, but one thing I knew was that they did not see me, only the spot on our aircraft that enabled them to stayed lined up - trusting that Paulie would keep them safe.
As we set up to land after the last flypast, I realized that the flight had lasted about 20 minutes, though it seemed like 30 seconds. There are commercial flights when my 6'-4" frame is folded into the space one would normally allot to an apartment-sized dishwasher; when my forehead rests on the entertainment screen on the facing seat back; when the unwashed sumo-wrestler with the seat belt extender in the next seat plays Super Mario with the sound up, breathing like a beached whale. These excruciating flights seem to last for days if not weeks. But today's glorious, sunlit and happy flights were over before they started, or so it seemed. With the tires barking onto the tarmac came a joy mixed with that beautiful disappointment one feels when something wonderful comes to an end.
The next two days would be working days, with a full team of Vintage wings acolytes present, standing by their aircraft, answering questions and preaching the gospel to all who would listen. Having come down in the Kittyhawk, which, as a performing aircraft would remain in the Hot Zone for the weekend, I would need to find a place, a winged soapbox from which to preach. As the Yellow Wings crew had everything in hand, I chose to hang by the Vintage Wings Beaver and dispense some knowledge to the gawkers and pontoon-kickers.
Air shows bring out all kinds of people - visiting pilots, aircraft builders, aerogeeks, rivet counters, know-it-alls, basement dwellers, history buffs, veterans, families, cadets and immigrants. Sunday's show brought my favourite guy of the weekend to the Beaver. He was a diminutive gap-toothed man with greased back hair, close set eyes, big Ozark ears and a happy smile. He wore grey-on-grey camo pants and a camo t-shirt that read "Are You Always an Idiot, or Just When I 'm around?”. He walked up to me standing beside the Beaver with the dedication panel that read "Russ Bannock and George Neal, the Legendary Test Pilots of de Havilland Canada” and read it out loud. He then looked at me and then back to the panel and back to me and asked, ”You Russ or George?”. “George” I replied. What the hell.
For the next two days, I came to understand why the Beaver has become a Canadian icon. The Beaver is quite simply a symbol of all that is Canadian – simple, capable, easy to get along with, hard working, steadfast and attractive in a utilitarian sort of way. It is as iconic as a maple leaf, a Tim Horton’s double double, a Bobby Hull slapshot, a prairie grain elevator or a Mountie’s red serge. The Beaver’s place in the pantheon of Canadian icons is largely due to its spectacular capabilities and its breathtaking longevity, but also its ubiquity. It seemed that everyone who came froward out of the throng, did so because they wanted to relate a story, a personal story, about the Beaver - an uncle who flew them, a fishing or hunting trip aboard one, a desire to own one, a brother who worked on them. The stories were endless but passionate and I could feel the connection they all had to this aircraft, this winged patriotic emotion in aluminum. It was truly eye opening.
During both days of the show, Paulie led two perfect displays with the Hornet and Sabre. The three pilots brought the crowd to its feet with the patriotic and historic formation flypasts. The last day of the show also brought some seriously dangerous weather, and Paulie, as Chief Pilot, decided that all our aircraft would stay the night. Though we would have to stay an extra night, the good news was that bad weather makes for some good parties.
On Monday morning, it was time to beat feet for home, and once again Saint Cavu of Stratocumulus, the patron saint of perfect flying days, bestowed upon Paulie and me a day as exquisite as the Friday we flew down, only in a different way. The wake of the previous evening's spectacularly vicious weather dragged a lacy wedding train across southern Ontario – a lovely, diaphanous layer of flak-sized white puffs and stringy horsetail wisps over which we flew steadily towards a warming sun. The air was not the smooth liquid sugar of Friday's flight, but rather an outgoing tide of gentle burbles and swells upon which we surfed homeward – in many ways more wonderful to fly in. Flicking wing tips, a periodic heave or grumble allowed us to sense the air around us. Of course, Paulie let me fly all the way back, while he played with his apps up front, snagged some photos and admired the yawning day. I'm sure he would have preferred to fly, but his gift to me was another hour and a half in heaven with the sun warming my bones and my hand resting on my knee with the just lightest of grips on the stick.
Homeward bound on this glorious morning, we headed due east over the Trent Hills, with Campbellford beneath our right wing, passed Stirling and Tyendenaga, crossed Napanee and headed for Kingston's Norman Rogers Airport, where 70 years ago, Robert Hampton Gray, VC, DSC won his Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm pilot's brevet. We were flying a piece of living history dedicated to Wing Commander Stocky Edwards, one of Canada's greatest aces and were now dropping into the base where one of our other great heroes began his career. Closing on Kingston, perhaps tired of my wandering away from track, Paulie took control and swung us in over the lake and dropped us sweetly on that historic runway.
We trundled up to the small terminal building for some gas, a fluid offload and a phone call to Paulie's brother-in-law Chris, who was visiting family in Kingston. Within twenty minutes Chris was there with his son Dawson and we showed off the Kittyhawk and posed for pictures.
Then, sadly, it was time for the last leg of the adventure – a thirty minute dash to our home field at Gatineau. This time we flew just under the flat thin layer of scattered cloud, bumping and running up the Rideau Lakes, over Ottawa International and Paulie's workplace - the hangar of the National Research Council's Flight Research Laboratory, over the eastern flank of the city, the Ottawa River, our own airfield and into the circuit. Home again.
We squeaked onto the runway, rolled straight, lowered the tail, felt the shimmy of the tailwheel buzz us a for a few seconds, and came to a stop. Paulie added throttle and we pivoted around our left main wheel, trundled back down the runway, onto the taxiway and to our sunny Vintage Wings ramp. One last pirouette to face the right way and Paulie shut her down. The propeller shuddered to a stop. The Kittyhawk was now silent but for the ticking of the cooling exhaust stacks, and the winding down of the gyro. The adventure was over. The memories began.
I spend 50 hours a week face down in aviation history, aviation design, aviation writing, aircraft marking, program planning, talking airplanes, messing with airplanes, working with Canada's top warbird professionals. Our goals are lofty here and the work is endless. I'm not complaining. This has been my passion for a long time and every moment working with Vintage Wings is a joy. But every once in a while, it's wise to down tools and smell the avgas. Thanks Paulie... for reminding me of that.